Keep Calm: The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit

Keep Calm: The Mayan Countdown

Looks like good news for all the doomsayers of the world. So far this looks way more plausible than most of the other answers we've heard up until now, and really, who can wait for Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey?
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Canada’s Dark Knight

"Because he's the hero Canada deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."