The Onion has a huge Harry Potter scoop today. According to the “news” outlet, the final minutes of the last Harry Potter movie… will be split into seven separate films.
“Warner Bros. will recut the last four minutes of The Deathly Hollows: Part 2,” The Onion reported, “and stretch it into seven films so fans can enjoy the Harry Potter franchise for another decade.”
Hey, they’ve gotten seven films out of the franchise so far, another seven should just accentuate the angst!
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