Going ga-ga for Jayde and Brody

by W. Andrew Powell


I couldn’t help but notice that you’re all going a little crazy for stories about Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole, who happens to be dating Brody Jenner from The Hills.

Now, I can’t stand that show, mainly because I’m not a 19-year-old girl, but I get why people like this duo of perfection. They’re both rather fetching examples of humanity (at least on the outside – I won’t pretend I know what they’re really like), and they practically represent everything we’ve come to expect from Hollywood (for good, and bad).

Heck, I’m even a bit proud that Jayde is Canada’s good-looks representative in Hollywood, even if she’s only well-known because she’s hot. At least she’s Canada’s hottie.

It’s also hard to avert your eyes when you just know something stupid is going to happen. All the gossip sites keep reporting that these two are breaking up, and yet, there they were at Nava Nightclub on Thursday, doing their thing.

I can’t contribute much news to this story, I haven’t emailed Jayde since she was named Miss January back in 2007, but if you just want to see how lovely Jayde is, look no further than these three stories:

Miss January 2007: Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole
Jayde Nicole named 2008 Playmate of the Year
Winter Wonderland with Miss Jayde Nicole

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28 comments

marie May 9, 2009 - 5:10 pm

of all the girl whose pictures you have up there this hayde girl is the ugliest.. your story is way off..majority brody and hills fans do not like her and do not find her attractive

Kristen May 9, 2009 - 8:44 pm

Nice story, but Hills fan DO NOT LIKE JAYDE!!!! She is not attractive, and is very manipulative. Her personality and attitude makes her very ugly. Can you say ALCOHOLIC?????

kelsey May 9, 2009 - 8:48 pm

idk who the f*** u are marie but a lot of ppl love jayde. audrina is a shady bitch.

tracy May 9, 2009 - 8:50 pm

Ewww she’s a mutt! She has no personality and it is soo funny how she thinks Brody did NOT cheat on her. I am friends with Audrina and I KNOW more happened!

kelsey May 9, 2009 - 8:50 pm

you girls are ignorant.

kelsey May 9, 2009 - 8:52 pm

audrina looks like she has down syndrome hahah

tracy May 9, 2009 - 8:52 pm

If you knew her you would understand

Steph May 9, 2009 - 8:55 pm

Jayde is a butter face

tara May 9, 2009 - 8:59 pm

Jayde is beautiful! You guys are crazy! Why bash someone bc your a “hills fan.” WAKE THE F UP. THE HILLS IS FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO I KNOW? Well my friend was cast as an extra for club scenes you morons and shooting took 4 hours because they did multiple situations and retakes. Shew, my GOD you people are gullible. They do SEVERAL TAKES WHILE SHOOTING…….HMMM NOW THAT is not an reality show. EVEN some of the CAST has stated it’s for entertainment purposes and doesn’t reflect their real life.

Ashley Rose May 9, 2009 - 9:12 pm

I think it’s funny how people will say Jayde is a mutt.. or ugly or whatever… Seriously look at the girl she is far from ugly.. and I bet the people that are putting her down truly are the ugly ones. And if she were ugly do you think Brody would be with her? No… if she was shady and everything else people say about her do you think Brody would STILL be with her?
Girls like you girls talking shit give all us girls a bad name.. No wonder most girls hate the majority of girls out there.. because all girls do is TALK SHIT!!! Give it up she has feelings just like you all do… would you like it if people were sitting there calling you ugly and shady ect ect. no.. you would probably sit there and cry a yourself a river…

c_king36 May 9, 2009 - 9:16 pm

Audrina rocks, Brody is the one that is suppose to be with Jayde, although I like Brody. But even though Jayde is a beautiful girl she does act abit leachy to Brody on the Hills. But I dont know where any of you get off slamming any of those guys, if you dont like them stay off the freaking sites! Its as simple as that.

Lindsay May 9, 2009 - 9:20 pm

i love the hills, and i love Jayde, she is beyond GORGEOUS! her and brody are perfect for each other.

Lauren May 9, 2009 - 9:26 pm

It’s funny how you say hills fans do not like Jayde, you really should only speak for yourself and not others, because there are probably millions of people out there who love the hills and also love Jayde Nicole, i know i do. She’s talented and gorgeous, and of course shes Canadian ! All you girls are just jealous.

lyss May 9, 2009 - 9:29 pm

I LOVE JAYDE! SHE IS MY ROLE MODEL.
Audrina is shady.
Jayde is perfect.

Brittany May 9, 2009 - 9:30 pm

Clearly brody and lauren are just friends and will not be anything more than that, they’ve tried it once, and it didn’t work. Jayde and Brody are perfect. TEAM JAYDE !!!!!!!

Jami May 9, 2009 - 9:31 pm

JAYDE IS BEAUTIFUL !

Kristen May 9, 2009 - 9:42 pm

TEAM AUDRINA!!!!

teamjayde May 9, 2009 - 9:51 pm

i love all these 14 year olds saying team audrina on here…ceiling eyes is a big hussy and jayde has a right to not want her boyfriend to be with other girls- if you had a boyfriend you would understand that! jayde is GORGEOUS and playmate of the year 08- so everyone is just jealous of this beautiful gal! and umm shes not an alcoholic obviously no one here parties…

Lisa May 9, 2009 - 9:52 pm

It’s funny how all you guys waste your time stalking her twitter page to go out of your way to tell her how gross and ugly she is. None of you know her well enough to judge that she’s a bitch or minaipulitive. You’re getting all this info from a 30min tv program, that is definitely scripted. Jealousy is an ugly thing. I think she is beyond gorgeous and she has a beautiful mind to back her up. Who are you guys to say who Brody should be with?? and “word on the street he’s going to dump her” you mean RUMORS??? people gossip and make up stories to make their lives more entertaining, people HOPE they break up – they’re happy. Let them be happy together. They’re not harming you guys in anyway , so what’s your problem? Even if you did think she was ugly, who cares? Doesn’t make her a horrible person. AND OH PLEASE, everyone drinks, doesn’t make her an alcoholic because when she goes out to clubs she drinks and on her birthday she gets drunk.

OntarioGirl May 9, 2009 - 10:49 pm

Who is stalking her Twitter page? You sound like Jayde, “Lisa.”

WhatEV, Jayde. Facts are you came off like a total B I T C H on the show and it wasn’t pretty. You presented yourself so differently then most thought you would be, and it was my pleasure to remove myself as one of your myspace friends.

I would never attack the girl that my boyfriend slept with. I would dump the idiot boyfriend. You look foolish. Good luck building any sort of meaningful or mature relationship with your cheating boyfriend.

SM May 9, 2009 - 11:17 pm

Jayde is gorgeous and so is Audrina! I can’t believe people are judging Jayde by a 30 minute tv show! I grew up going to school with Jayde and she is far from an alcoholic! She is a very sweet, smart and talented girl! Don’t judge people if you do not know them! All this gossip and rumours about Jayde and Brody’s relationship is pathetic! Get a life and let Brody decide who he should be with!

daniela May 10, 2009 - 12:11 am

jayde is pathetics…wether the hills is fake or not Jayde is disgusting, annoying and ugly…brody can be with whoever he wants but jayde is still a mess

Lindsay May 10, 2009 - 10:51 am

I don’t know any decent human being that would have any respect for Jayde after watching her on the hills. She should be embarrassed! And why would anyone look up to her as a ROLE MODEL? That is just scary. What was so appealing? The fact that she was taking shot after shot? acted like trailer-park trash? or was it her clear as day insecurity with her relationship? Role model my as$.

bramjensen May 10, 2009 - 10:55 pm

You guys are really unbelievable!! Jayde is amazing and adds so much to the show. Do you think if she was sitting down drinking some tea, the Hills would have filmed it. The girl is gorgeous and she and Brody are perfect together!! AND TONS OF HILLS FANS LOVE JAYDE – So speak for yourself!! GO TEAM JAYDE

Doug June 1, 2009 - 10:08 am

You don’t have to be a fan of the Hills to recognize how unattractive Jayde is. The TV show only drives that home by showing she has an equally unattractive personality. Maybe that’s editing, maybe it’s acting, but someone who has such a botched-plastic-surgery-looking face shouldn’t act like such a c*nt. That’s all I’m saying.

don June 10, 2009 - 7:43 am

I Love this girl and Im proud of her. Ive met her a couple of times and she is absolutely gorgeous! She is down to earth, friendly and cares about a whole bunch of social issues. I dont think ive seen such disgustingly ugly jealousy in a long time. Jayde had my vote for PMOY and she is by far one of the most stunning girls to grace the pages of playboy. I follow her on twitter and she is hilarious too. I hope we get to see more of her!

michael June 25, 2009 - 10:11 am

I am a HILLS fan and I LOVE Jayde Nicole. She keeps it real for me. She is an absolutely gorgeous woman and she tells it like it is. I hope they give her more air time on the Hills. Love you JAYDE!

Davies February 4, 2010 - 3:32 am

I DO NOT like the HIlls, but I’ve seen it a couple of times when my girl was watching. Jayde is definately the hottest of all girls. Maybe not the prettiest, but definately the hottest!

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